{funny friday}

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ...'

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'

{funny friday}

10 Clues That You've Gone Overboard On Home Improvement
1. You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.

2. You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family -- your daughter's goldfish Buffy.

3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen is "a bit overdone."

4. You've converted the standard stall shower into a "bathing waterfall," complete with tropical plants.

5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you're trying to make arrangements with Universal for first run films.

6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.

7. The local building department says you can't add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.

8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbors house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool.

9. You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.

10. You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof.

{trivia tuesday}

1. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined
2. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
3. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
4. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
5. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
6. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
7. Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed and continue living.
8. Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.
9. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
10. All porcupines float in water.